If I didn't make you wet enough from all my talk of chocolate and sex, I would like to present the new cookie I invented this week (many thanks to Josh for trying prototypes and no hard feelings over the version that you spit out into the trashcan). It's called the Tom Waits. It is a shortbread-based cookie drizzled with caramel and chocolate. Yes, I'm going to make a batch for the TOOTPU (
